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im 16 and my name is blanca. my blog is not spoiler free. I cannot stress that enough, ok?

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witch-chan:

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You. Come. Now.

monodrunk:

[makes an oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greate

Pokemon Trainer: Grimer, use TOXIC!
Grimer: with the taste of your lips, i'm on a ride....

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

videogaymer:

k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH

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frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

amuseoffyre:

rotatingfloor:

sounds-neet:

rotatingfloor:

gamers

Newsflash: Men like to be represented just like women do. It’s harder for me to self-insert as a character if they’re female.

gamers

oh no. those poor babies. the lack of male characters in games is just shocking. appalling. I mean, I was playing a game the other day and only 10 of the 12 characters were male. good god, how trying it must be. especially when the other characters were a woman and a three-headed monkey. they must feel so oppressed by those damned three-headed monkeys.

amuseoffyre:

rotatingfloor:

sounds-neet:

rotatingfloor:

gamers

Newsflash: Men like to be represented just like women do. It’s harder for me to self-insert as a character if they’re female.

gamers

oh no. those poor babies. the lack of male characters in games is just shocking. appalling. I mean, I was playing a game the other day and only 10 of the 12 characters were male. good god, how trying it must be. especially when the other characters were a woman and a three-headed monkey. they must feel so oppressed by those damned three-headed monkeys.

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

spookycliffo:

en garde, fuckboy